In my never-ending quest to help you, my reader(s), maximize your potential, achieve your dreams, and fulfill the snyergistic equilibriance of your life (sp?), I offer you this: A tip to obtain your BEST LIFE NOW!

Do not go see a post-apocalyptic film when your wife and kids are out of town for the weekend, especially not a film about a father trying to keep his family alive in the post-apocalypse.

BONUS TIP: Should you be so foolish as to go see a post-apocalyptic film when your wife and kids are out of town for the weekend, do not listen to folk music while you clean your house the next morning.

Let him who has ears to hear, hear this message for the obtainment YOUR BEST LIFE NOW!